Weird Al Yankovic: Perform this Way
- My mama told me when I was hatched
- Act like a superstar
- Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress
- And someday you will go far
- Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss
- The press follows everywhere I go
- I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this
- Back off and enjoy the show!
- I'm sure my critics will say it's a grotesque display
- Well, they can bite me, baby -- I perform this way
- I might be wearin' Swiss cheese or maybe covered with bees
- It doesn't mean I'm crazy -- I perform this way
- Ooo, my little monsters pay... lots 'cause I perform this way
- Baby, I perform this way
- Ooo, don't worry, I'm okay... hey, I just perform this way
- I'm not crazy, I perform this way
- I'll be a troll or evil queen
- I'll be a human jelly bean
- 'Cause every day is Halloween
- For me...
- I'll wear a porcupine on my head
- On a W-H-I-M
- And for no reason now I'll sing in French
- Excusez-moi, Qui a pété? (Who cut the cheese?)
- Got my straight jacket today, it's made of gold lamé
- No, not because I'm crazy - I perform this way
- I strap prime rib to my feet, cover myself with raw meat
- I'll bet you've never seen a skirt steak worn this way
- Don't be offended when you see
- My latest pop monstrosity
- I'm strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre
- I'm Frankenstein, I'm Avatar
- There's nothing too embarrassing
- I'll honestly do anything
- But wear white after Labor Day
- 'Cause baby, I perform this way
- Hope you won't think it's cliché if I go nude today
- Don't call the cops now, baby, I perform this way
- No reason I should regret all the attention I get
- I'm not completely crazy, I perform this way, yeah
- I perform this way-hey, I perform this way-hey
- I'm always deviating from the norm this way-hey
- I perform this way-hey, I perform this way-hey
- I'm really not insane -- I just perform this way-hey